Who the HELL ordered all this rain? I hear people rationalizing it by saying 'Well, we needed it!'
EXCUSE ME?!? I don't need to be sopping wet when I get to work. I don't NEED to sit in my meat-lockeresque cubicle and freeze solid.
So, Mother Nature... Can't you go cause an earthquake in California, a tornado in Kansas, flood the rednecks out of Missouri or something ELSE to bide your time while Ivan gets ready to CRUSH New Orleans???
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I thought you looked rather hot all soaking wet this morning. So college stud-like. You should embrace the rain.... It's a good look on you. Play with the rain like a puppy would.... it's your nature, don't fight it...... lol!
You complain about a little rain that we actually do need (whether you want to hear it or not) when people in the Gulf are about to be hit by a nasty hurricane and you make jokes about it? I think that you should stop and think about how bad you really could have it and be glad that you don't have to worry about an earthquake or a hurricane.
Next time try an umbrella.
Oh HEEEELLL NO!! I aint no secret admirer. No! No! No! I'm just trying to boost up Smittys morale..... he get's kinda down during rain storms and just needs a little bump of good will every now and then.
Dear Sensitive Anonymous Blog Reader:
Thanks for stopping by, but please remember that this is my place to bitch/rant and not all things will be written to be PC or serious for that matter.
I am VERY concerned for the people down there because 1.2 Million people have to try and get above sea level quickly and it's a LONG way away from the city before that happens.
Last night someone put into perspective the threat of a hurricane. Imagine a 25 foot wall of water crashing down on you. Stand in front of a two-story house and imagine water that tall all around you. Scary, huh?
You tell'm Smitty! sheeeez! talk about someone needing to adjust their meds. Hell, I LIVE in California and I thought your rant was HI-larious. Nothing wrong w/blowing off a little steam.
As for the new digs....hope springs eternal!
OH! OH! I've been in the ocean when big waves were coming in like that.... it was SUUUPER FUN!! My suggestion... when the wave starts to hit... jump.... Whooopie!! you go flying into the air.... HEY! if you have to live through a hurricane, you may as well make some fun out of it.... right? LOL! ( Don't forget to wear a 'blow-up' ducky around your waist... that makes the fun safer also... :) Me I like to have 'blow-up' bunny rabbit floaties... but I'm just a little unusual like that.... and if you think bunny rabbit floaties are easy to come by, THINK AGAIN!!! Sometimes I just have to live with putting bunny ears on my duckies.....p.s. another suggestion... do it nekid!!! it feels so freeeeeeee.
G.
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